STUPID PEOPLE

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Galatea
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:02 pm
Galatea says... · Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:02 pm
So here at school we have a common area. It USED to be filled with huge puffy stuffed bags for lounging on. They are no longer there. Why, you ask??

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A freshman, last night, jumped from the upper level to the lower level, attempting to land on said foof bags. She missed, broke both her legs, and now her parents are suing the school.

Yes, you did read that correctly.
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:28 pm
backgroundbob says... · Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:28 pm
If she wins, it becomes my mission to eradicate American culture. It just can't be allowed to continue.
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:29 pm
Firestarter says... · Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:29 pm
Hitman needed ... urgent.

Stupid knows no limits.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:49 am
deleted says... · Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:49 am
DAMN! I think that was my little sister.

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Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:54 am
LamaLama says... · Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:54 am
...wow. Just.... wow.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:29 am
sabradan says... · Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:29 am
Jesus. This HAS to stop? America, home oif liberty and Litigation for all! SRSLY THO, this dumb b**** deserves what she got. Personally, if it were me, If she didn't break anything, I'd go and make sure she did. Not myself though, because I don't believe in hitting women. But it'll happen...

Jack, as member of Hitmen, Sell-swords and Contract Killers Local 368 I can say that we would be willing to go on a road trip, but we need to first talk to our representation.
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:30 pm
LamaLama says... · Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:30 pm
If she were a horse, she would have been shot. And I think thats the answer here. Remove this person from the gene pool, so that this isn't a problem in the future.
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