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Visual puns are an art form.

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This is a really bad joke, but if I wrote a book about WWII I would name it Less and Fuhrer. I am so sorry.
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*facepalm*
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i dont get it
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Fuhrer was the name for Adolf Hitler. It sounds like fewer.
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oh my god that was wonderful

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no just what
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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but it was nicely laid out

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What? The dishes?
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*facepalm*
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Hay bales.
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Did you find the needle?
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No, but I found the hay in the needlestack.
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*grabs magnet* This is a magnet.
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