Atlantis is real. But Bush said Atlantians had WMD so invaded and destroyed them. Aliens built the pyramids which are actually ticking time bomb things that will explode at some point and destroy the world.
There are no such things as GLBT people. They just PRETEND to be so that when you look away, they cut your throat and eat lettuce while you die.
But my friend, who is a GLBT youth, made that up, so it's COMPLETELY untrue
ANOTHER:
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are robots. The only way to destroy Nicole Richie is to feed her, and the only way to destroy Paris is by retorting to her 'That's Hot' by saying that it is, in fact, NOT HOT. That'll cause their chips to fry and their heads to explode and BOOM!
No more Paris/Nicole.
Or, if you say Alex Trebek's name backwards, it is the only way to banish him to the demension from where he came from.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5
!Hasta la victoria siempre! (Always, until Victory!)
-Ernesto "Che" Guevarra
