Last Person To Post Here Wins! [9]

I wish I lived in a book. Maybe I do, but it's one heck of a boring book.

Mine isn't boring. >.> I almost wish it were.

Well to other people my life would probably not be boring, but I grew up with what other people would call different so...

??

Stupid, fat hobbit. *gollum, gollum *

They ruin nice fish. We eat our fish fresh and WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRigling!

And about my "different" life...

well, this explains it perfectly. Just keep in mind that it's a rant to an unknown stranger that I heard.


Dear Miss Lady in the Girl's Bathroom,

You had a problem with my 16 year old brother in the girls bathroom? Well guess what, he's autistic. How the heck do you still have a problem with him??!! Maybe it's because you're dumb enough to keep screaming your opinion at my mother. Well guess what, since you obviously have no idea what autism is, it's a mental disability. It means that he has the brain of a 2-year old, in a 16 year old body. The only reason he's in the girls bathroom is because he can't go by himself. Don't you think we do enough for him without snots like you yelling about him?

~His Big Sister.

P.S. Just because I'm 3 years younger than him doesn't mean that I'm not his role model and secondary support system.

That's our line, Precious! Thieves! They stole it from us!

No actually I quoted it from a rather famous move in which you acted smeagol.

>.>

Meep.

Eva. Eeeeva!

Lol, she got you there, gollum.

Who is Gollum?

Eva. Eeeeva!

Wall-EEEEEEEEEEE!

Sorry, saw an opportunity to do something that might be funny, couldn't resist. Btw Gollum is your evil counterpart.