"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
Once upon a ______, there lived three ____'s, all of which held within their possession a powerful ____, allowing them to _______ little children.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
Once upon a timelord, there lived three head lice, all of which held within their possession a powerful (very valuable) piece of dandruff, allowing them to bribe little children.
In a land of _____ and a time of _____, the destiny of a great _____ rests on the shoulders of a young _____, his name, Merlin.
I bought acactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin
In the land of the galaxy far far away and a time of free love, the destiny of a great pimp rests on the shoulders of a young turd, his name, Merlin.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's literary and philosophical principles. — Lemony Snicket
