Siri
Return to The Headquarters
Creator: Corvid
Roleplay: The Headquarters
Nickname: Georgia "Siri" Starling
Sit down. I'm Commander Furia, head of HQ. If you get this job, you'll take orders from me. Understood?
Your Response: Understood.
Hmm. Closer to the microphone. State your name for the record.
Your Name:
Georgia Starling.
Okay. First mistake of this job. We don't use our actual names here. Give me an alias.
Your Alias: I mean you asked, but okay. Uh... Siri?
Really? That's the best you can come up with? No, no, we're moving forward. What makes you qualified for this job?
Your Abilities: I'm pretty good at getting in and out of places undetected. Mostly in-person, not so great at the online stuff yet.
Strengths: Ma'am, I have a camera in my eye. A computer in my head. It makes documenting things super easy, and it's great for recon.
Weaknesses: I'm not great at fighting, unless it involves a sniper rifle. Direct confrontation in general isn’t my thing.
Hmm. Okay, so what are you planning on wearing to the battlefield? Nothing ridiculous. I'm not going to waste my resources on a flashy suit just for you to die on the first mission.
Your Appearance: I’m right here?? Short brown hair, brown eyes, scar on my neck. I’m 5’5, if that’s important. As for what I plan on wearing… Honestly, I usually just wear something that'll let me blend in. Only requests are that I get some hidden pockets and a good pair of boots.
We'll smooth out the details later. Good enough. Now to the nitty gritty. I need to know that you'll be compatible with the other members. I also need to know that you know yourself enough to reveal all aspects of your personality, even the not so good.
Your Personality: I’m usually pretty carefree. Like, don’t get me wrong. I’m good at what I do, and I take my jobs seriously. But I don’t really see why people feel the need to be so serious all of the time.
Strengths: Again, I’m good at going undetected. But aside from that, uh? I’m dedicated to improving, and I’m good with most long-range rifles.
Weaknesses: It’s hard for me to not know things. I’m alright at following orders, but I at least like to know why I’m doing something. Can't always just trust people to lead you in the right direction. I'm also, like, kind of a know-it-all, but I'm working on that.
We'll learn soon enough if what you said is the truth. Now. Tell me about your past. This is vital information, so try not to leave out details. Anything incriminating especially. I need to know if I have to do more paperwork to get you hired.
Your Age: 25
Your Gender & Pronouns: Genderfluid, I guess? I use she/they pronouns, usually.
Your History: I was sick a lot as a kid. Couldn’t get better because healthcare is expensive, and it got to the point where if I caught a bad cold it’d snowball and I’d kick it. My parents signed me up for this new clinical trial, and it wound up being an elaborate way for a tech company to experiment with their new neural interfacing tech. Got a mini computer in my head, a camera in my eye… it was not part of the trial. My parents didn’t know, or they didn’t believe me. I mean, my health wasn’t visibly worse. Anyway, I documented what happened. Threatened to send it to the press… I was 19, and I thought I was invincible. Naturally, the company didn’t take it very well. Picked me up in a cozy little unmarked van, threw me in the trunk. I don’t really know how I got out, but I did. After that? I figured it was best to run before my family got caught up. Managed to find the right people and stay alive.
Personal Secret: I have a partner. We’re hoping I can use this job’s payout to retire somewhere safe.
Personal Wish: I want to watch the entire Sharknado series in one sitting.
I really did not need to know your hopes and aspirations, but thank you for that knowledge. Before we leave, do you have any questions for us?
We get health insurance, right? Does that include dental?
Other:
Nothing, thanks.