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I would go hang out with your friends and spread horrible lies about you. And then they'd find out you're not you and you'd wake up on the run with ...

Shakespeare! Would you rather get stabbed with a sharp knife or a dull knife (only once either)

I would give it all to World Vision. What if you woke up as a bat hanging upside-down in an aquarium?

5/10, it was OK, but nothing to rave about. What the deaf man heard

Animekaratepup: So...either a panda or a puppy. I kinda like what the first person (on this page) said, only I'd like to be a wolf with wings.

A prince was walking in the forest one day when he came upon a glass coffin in a clearing. He looked inside and gasped; there was a beautiful black-haired young ...

8/10 I thought about it a good deal, then I lamped and came up with the best idea ever. (Reference to lightbulb coming on over one's head)

OK, so I was going to put this in poems, but it's so short, weird and obviously not a poem that I'll put it here instead. The bunnies taunt me. ...

Judging from the storyline (because I haven't seen it, only read it) I'd say 1/10. I mostly don't like it because they die in the end (which is what I ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

5/10, stickered is new, I think, but penned ain't (the misspelling is bonus points, though). And to Tori...you don't know the the nike motto is "just do it"? Durn. Instead ...

Hmm, I'd say 9/10. It's a little bit of an inside joke, but the pun is kinda cool. I just do itted someone in the face (threw a nike at ...

I think a bird. Really an owl. Would you rather eat strawberries the rest of your life or blackberries the rest of your life?

Hmm, hard decision. I think I'd prefer to be blue, but I like wearing blue, but I'm not sure if I'd want to wear blue the rest of my life...unless ...