yombleflobber

Banned for having an attention-grabbing avatar.

Granted, but a bear mauls you while you're on your camping trip. I wish I was a wizard with a pointy hat and a cool midnight blue cloak and a ...

You get "Rubbish bag nailed to a board"! *inserts rock pile*

Thank you, I'll try to correct some of this stuff. The thing about embellishment, though, is that to embellish something is to dress it up with fictitious elements. I'm pretty ...

This was written at a difficult time in my life. Approximately 1:00 AM. So it probably has many many problems with it. It's for a contest. Channel 29 was on ...

You get a seriously pissed frog! -inserts bouncy dice-

You get a panda holding a gun and a badly-punctuated dictionary! -inserts love letter- ...Hey, didn't I get allmixedup ?

You get a fruit bat . -inserts monkeypod-

You get footy pajamas...that don't fit you! -inserts equa puzzle-

You get rabies. - Inserts rabbit ears -

Yep, you need a plot. And a name my inner voice can actually pronounce. I'd vote for Ricirik, but it sounds like RickyRick, which is a bit weird. I think ...

Coooooool. Well, you need a question mark for that first question. There's really no excuse for that comma. Also, change the comma in the middle of the first sentence into ...

Thank you for your criticisms, Walker. I'll take them into account. I can't do very much with the length, as it's in a contest and is supposed to be less ...

To be honest I had no clue what's going on towards the end the first time I read it but I can't say I care. I really like the feeling ...

So the surprise at the end is totally not a surprise because I am about as subtle as the word giraffe (whatever that means). So I hope you enjoy this ...