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  • Randomosity Archive Re: Unfortunately; Fortunately

    Fortunately, he kills all his mosquito minions with it as well and the good one turns out to be a sheep all along.

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Ban the User Above You [6]

    Banned for having an avatar with subtle sexual undertones.

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: Would you rather....

    The millions of least some of it must be constructive...maybe...anyway, you never said i had to read them. :twisted: Would you rather be a leprechaun or a unicorn?

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Romantic Short Stories Re: Losing it all

    As dear Masque stated, you need more content. Also "appart" should have only one "p" and "discusted" should have a "g" in place of the "c". Otherwise, what I gathered ...

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: What if...

    It isn't already? I'd invest in a tank and blow 'em to smithereens. What if you woke up to find a bunch of teddy bears crawling all over your bed?

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Archive Re: The Tavern

    Nate paused at the sudden commotion outside. Everyone looked to the door expectantly. It was torn from its hinges as two black figures tumbled into the room, scattering patrons like ...

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: What will tomorrow bring you?

    OK, so take the user above you and describe what tomorrow is going to be like for them. Try not to be too boring and put in at least three ...

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: Would you rather....

    Mm, the Ikea one. It'd take awhile but it would at least start out fun. Would you rather walk a tightrope or walk barefoot on hot coals?

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: Blabber On

    All I want out of life is a rundown little house in the country, a job where I work with my hands, a pretty little wife and lots of little ...

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: One Word Story Ring

    The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Unfortunately; Fortunately

    Fortunately, it's all a ploy and she triple-crosses Oblivion, allying herself with the shepherd boy on the slopes.

    Apr 19, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: Fairytales From Hell

    Beauty and the Beast: Once upon a time, an ugly prince named Horatio was kind to an enchantress, who cursed him with a magnificently handsome face, vowing that it would ...

    Apr 18, 2011
  • Randomosity Re: Random Circle Story

    he pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

    Apr 18, 2011
  • Randomosity Archive Re: The User Below You ... [2]

    Yep, I do. Theuserbelowme has had carpal tunnel syndrome.

    Apr 18, 2011
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Answer a question with a question game

    Why not be all four?

    Apr 18, 2011


The bigger the issue, the smaller you write. Remember that. You don’t write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid’s burnt socks lying on the road. You pick the smallest manageable part of the big thing, and you work off the resonance.
— Richard Price