yombleflobber

Unfortunately, the zombies are without a leader and mill about aimlessly.

Unfortunately, zombies don't listen to their leader.

Unfortunately, there's an earthquake and zombies start pouring out of the hidden recesses of the earth's crust.

Hmm, I'll do both ! The Mermaid and the Beanstalk Once there was a poor farmboy named Jack. He had been sent to market to sell the family cow and ...

Granted, but it dies shortly after you get it. I wish you had a carriage.

Banned for having a cute puppy in your avatar.

Granted, unfortunately, you forgot right after you read it and the text was replaced with these words. I wish I didn't have such boring dreams.

Banned for challenging my rule!

9/10, I'm always forgetting stuff.

Granted, you can now turn your clothes invisible when you get embarrassed. I wish my dreams would come true.

littlehuggything

Fortunately Oblivion implodes on itself and is no more.

Granted, but it has rabies and attacks you. I wish my friends would stop poking me with a cattle prod.

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Jenthura: That's totally awesome; it's just what I wanted! Anyhoo, your wish is granted, but you can only access the internet with one of the first computers. You know, the ...