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Granted, but his ghost haunts you always, driving you into insanity. I wish it was the end of May.

Unfortunately, they eat him anyway because they're hormonally imbalanced.

Granted, but the appeal is greatly lessened so you don't want it and turn instead to coffee. I wish my sister would stop ragging on me about my bare feet.

I think a bird. Really an owl. Would you rather eat strawberries the rest of your life or blackberries the rest of your life?

Unfortunately, zombies can't tell if it's user-related or not.

Granted (but it's not me, it's HIM (or her, I really didn't check)), but one of us dies and you have that on your conscience, I wish I had a ...

Yeah, I can imagine that much more might be a bit preachy. I like the progression, it's pretty accurate and it's nice to see the way it was in contrast ...

Hmm, hard decision. I think I'd prefer to be blue, but I like wearing blue, but I'm not sure if I'd want to wear blue the rest of my life...unless ...

This looks to be the start of a good story. I like your voice here, kind of a detached internal monologue, it really helps set the mood. Slight criticism: It ...

The nightmare, I've always thought they were totally cool. Would you rather have a bungee cord or a kite string?

Granted, they're married. But not to each other. I wish people wouldn't put up things they actually do wish on here.

Unfortunately, they eat Time (whoever that is, I really don't know, but I thought he should be eaten.)

Do I look like a walrus?

Granted, but Stan trusts him more than the other minions I wish I was given my own country to control for Stan.

Granted, but he accidentally ate a poison donut and now he's a mindless minion of Stan. I wish Stan would be the new king.