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So here are some characters. I hate to say they're recycled, but they kind of are, since I'm already doing a story with them. Name: Peter Age: 18 Ability: Berzerker. ...

The wolfman grew bored with the tale of Skis, so he trotted up to the horse person and asked, "Whatcha writing?"

Granted, but they're very ungainly and often run into people. I wish I had a little sister who was kidnapped by gypsies.

Fortunately, someone finds a mystical sword and slays the great beast before it can reach the time wasters.

Judging from the storyline (because I haven't seen it, only read it) I'd say 1/10. I mostly don't like it because they die in the end (which is what I ...

Granted, but you're dead so you no longer have any use for it. It wasn't much of a mustache anyway. I wish every rock in the world was smiling.

Granted, but it's not his, it's yours, which he tore from your cold dead lip after you were poisoned by the muskrat. I wish I was the executioner and had ...

Granted, now humans are so PC nothing gets done and the world falls into chaos. I wish we could have our cruel dictator, Stan back. He had Pizza Wednesdays; it ...

In my opinion, this isn't a story. It's more poetry, in some ways. The repetition of the phrase kinda makes it sound like a song. It's not bad, mind you, ...

banned for eating coconuts on a WEDNESDAY! (And yes they are. Some people are allergic to adorableness:)

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Granted, someone presses the rewind button and you uneat everything. It's pretty gross. And you're really hungry now. I wish girls would stop fawning over me because of my rugged ...

5/10, stickered is new, I think, but penned ain't (the misspelling is bonus points, though). And to Tori...you don't know the the nike motto is "just do it"? Durn. Instead ...

Hmm, I'd say 9/10. It's a little bit of an inside joke, but the pun is kinda cool. I just do itted someone in the face (threw a nike at ...