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Granted, but it's so expired and sour the paint begins to peel as soon as you open it. I wish I tanned.

Henry looked at the book curiously, half-expecting it to explode from all the awesomeness. "There's nothing for it." He said finally, "I'll have to read it." "You may read some ...

Are you a walrus?

OK, so I was going to put this in poems, but it's so short, weird and obviously not a poem that I'll put it here instead. The bunnies taunt me. ...

So I thought I should have some explanation about this story. I wrote it about a year ago and I'm not sure why. I think it was because I liked ...

"Oh, this and that. Grotesque tales of disfigurement, gruesome tales of insane slaughter, and-" here he paused, considered that perhaps he should create a better impression by not listing off ...

Banned for never growing up.

Banned for staying up so late you can hear me barking.

Gretchen (don't ask, I have no idea)

Granted, as a freak of nature you are subject to torment, ridicule and subpar food service. I wish I could move stuff with my mind.

Rydih was bored. He'd gotten guard duty for the night shift and it was raining outside. He was cold, miserable and the fried eel he had eaten for dinner wasn't ...

You get a jewel the size of your fist. -inserts coin-

Disappointed that the only word he caught was "and," the wolf-man found himself briefly at a loss for words. At length he recalled that the lady had asked him a ...

You get everything that was clogging up the machine! -inserts coin-

Banned for being a regiononalist.