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Granted, but it's too late and you already starved to death. I wish I had the power to grant wishes.

Author's commentary: So this is my story for the "Writer's Roulette" contest. I chose 3H, mainly because it looked like a little devil with horns (sideways). It's supposed to be ...

A prince was walking in the forest one day when he came upon a glass coffin in a clearing. He looked inside and gasped; there was a beautiful black-haired young ...

If that's wrong, what's right?

Granted. Now you're brother is a hillbilly, as well as you and your entire family. None of you can read. I wish I had a fire.

I probably have, actually. I'm not really sure (I wasn't really listening to it). It's such a lovely melody. The next person has seen a lion.

Fortunately when I died I came back as Anubis and dragged Pundit to the afterlife.

Is this wrong?

Granted, but it goes back to the South Pole. I wish I had a wife.

He wore a slightly confused expression; hadn't he been sitting at Jordan's table seconds ago? And what question? Then he noticed that Jordan was smiling at him with barely-contained amusement. ...

8/10 I thought about it a good deal, then I lamped and came up with the best idea ever. (Reference to lightbulb coming on over one's head)

"Wow, you can read minds?" He said, aghast, "That's incredible! I wouldn't delve too deep though, it's pretty filthy in there. How do you do it?" Can you control minds, ...

Are there squirrels in the White House?

Do I look like a llama?

...or do the computers have walruses ?