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Banned for being unpatriotic.

Fortunately, I manage to secure a leprechaun and wish for a bunch of humans.

Fortunately, there are living people in Scotland.

Banned for being a vampire bunny.

Granted, but international trade gets really difficult when anyone at the sides and corners gets flung off into oblivion. I wish I had a cup of cow juice.

Granted, now all of your courses are chosen for you. Have fun with all your advanced languages courses and wrestling. I wish I found a huge dinosaur in the backyard.

Banned for having more points than I.

Granted, but the light of the first street lamp you pass under kills you. I wish I was a silver bullet in a gun in a shop in a town ...

Banned for misspelling "noon".

Banned for being a mouse, which is none of those things.

Granted, immorality is now good. (that's actually not a corruption, it is considered good) I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

Shakespeare! Would you rather get stabbed with a sharp knife or a dull knife (only once either)

Granted. You die within four days from lack of sleep. I wish the little black cat wasn't so skittish.

Wow, she's really fetching. I think you should do the nose more as two vertical slits rather than a snout, as that's kinda what I thought it was when I ...

Banned for not respecting a lamplighter.