yombleflobber

Banned for typing typo-ing typo.

I did! Darn it! I thought it was Lock... Dock.

Granted, but his name is Desmond and his constant "How did I get here?" questions get on your nerves.

Banned for not believing in flying hippos with frilly ears. (I've seen them) And your hippo works out, which is why it's so skinny.

Granted, you get Saturdays until the end of time and nothing gets done. I wish I was here.

Loch

NO! NOT AGAIN!!! Banned for not having a reason for banning someone.

Yeah, I wondered why your story was "Danke," then I noticed the comments and it all became clear. Well, sort of. It was confusing for a little while, and I ...

Banned for being a hippo.

Unfortunately, they were playing freeze tag in cryogenic freezers.

Banned for wanting to stop.

Hmm, mostly anything that isn't a person or a regular animal. Like maybe legendary creatures like the Loch Ness Monster or Chupacabra or something. Human transformation is good, too. Not ...

So I like stories with monsters, or at least the concept thereof. So I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions. And while I did like "The Village" I don't ...

The Black Cauldron. I loved that movie. I thought it was awesome. Then I read the book and discovered that Disney screwed it up . I mean, sure, Gurgi is ...

Hark