yombleflobber

7/10, very punny. It looks like you've jented yet another avatar.

Granted, but she's allergic to me. I wish the person below me got swept into Oz.

Granted, you kick so hard your shoe comes off...and your foot along with it. I wish I had a hat made of steel.

Banned for implicating implications in your inferences.

Granted, the school board thinks you cheated (which you did, technically, by wishing for it) and you are expelled. I wish I didn't have to drink from the "magical mornings" ...

Granted, your balloon is bright bue (whatever that means) and whenever it comes back to you it tries to strangle you. I wish I had a scimitar.

Granted, it opens when you're not around and your computer messes with it. I wish I was a fish.

Does anyone answer it?

On the Eastern Continent, there is a small town full of winding streets. One of these streets is host to a tavern full of the cheeriest band of ruffians to ...

The water, I think. Would you rather have a cat licking your head or a dog licking your toes?

Are you as dead in the morning as I?

I would go hang out with your friends and spread horrible lies about you. And then they'd find out you're not you and you'd wake up on the run with ...

Granted, nobody's judged at all and everyone's happy...from antidepressants, which makes everything psychedelic (dude) and the world falls into chaos because nobody knows what's right and wrong. I wis

Banned for being friends with Hoover.

Oh yeah...Granted, I wish I had a wishful fish of fishy wichness.