yombleflobber

Celt

Granted, but shortly after granting your wish, I cease to exist. I wish I was home.

Banned for not welcoming someone in person.

How do mean people live?

You get his prize! -puts a penny in the slot and watches the artificial light shine-

Duh, the carpet ! Why sit at home at a computer when I can soar ? Would you rather be told in person by your worst enemy that he/she wants ...

I wondered when someone would do that. Granted, you don't get long to enjoy your grand transformation as shortly after a dog eats you. I wish people would stop stealing ...

Annie passed her brother without acknowledging his presence, as per usual, and went straight up to a crumbled statue. "Why would the Beer Stein of Lorcan be in this dump?" ...

Pock

Banned for being an excellent delicious baked good of wonderful tastiness.

Granted, but your 10 years means you inherit their death as well as their life. The first person you steal 10 years from was set to die in a concrete ...

Granted, you get paid $12.01. I wish I had 500 hats.

Banned for saying shadows are creepy and yet having a summoning hex as your avatar.

Baned for smiling. Also Banned for speaking out against shadows. Shadows are awesome

Granted, but I used a different portal, got friendly with the locals and started an uprising to take you down! Free muffins for all. I wish the next person would ...