yombleflobber

*tsk* shoulda stayed home. I wonder why they didn't call the police, but considering stupid decisions advance the story I won't harp on it. I think you did a good ...

Haha! Yeah, I think rabbits are evil, too, they just seem like serial killers, don't they? They're the last things you'd expect in a murder. I find the logistics a ...

Banned for failing to kneel in my presence.

Granted, but it's a meeting of muggers who beat you up and steal your soul. I wish I had your wallet.

Banned for changing your avatar and not notifying the proper authorities.

So apparently when I try extra-hard to be realistic, nobody thinks it's realistic. Win. This is a dinky chapter. It consists of two pages and I decided realism could go ...

Who would?

Banned for not being a Japanese-speaking Frenchman from Maine.

Wouldn't what?

The Frog King, or Heinrich the Cyborg There was a lovely maiden tossing around a golden ball carelessly. Because she was so young and stupid, she dropped it into a ...

Wouldn't you like to know?

Granted, it starts gushing blood like a little faucet. I wish I had a hammer (about half the size of Thor's and without any sentient abilities)

Why do you need to know?!

So I'm sure you're familiar with ipod shuffling quizzes, where you answer questions like: How are you doing today? Last night was: Will you get married? With answers from your ...

Demetri from Terrace: I looked down into my cup with a puzzled expression. "That tastes like rotten almonds." Henry nodded sagely, "Yup, arsenic has a tendency to taste like that." ...