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Well, to be honest, it doesn't have a future plotline as I don't really plan it out. Also, it is my understanding that human beings are incredibly stupid, so my ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

So you're a raspberry-flavored raccoon? I prefer the cherry ones, but hey, to each his own...

JUST KILL THE FLIPPING CAT!!! Sorry. I actually like cats and, indeed, their total disregard in movies and mindless slaughter in books and by witches is a touching concern. However, ...

Yes. You must. SPEAK!!! And I think I'm rescinding my previous idea of an owl-wolf (or whatever). I'll just go for great horned owl. Those dudes are flipping awesome.

Hm, weird that your character speaks only in the third person. If I were to receive this letter, I'd wonder what the heck this gal was trying to say, since ...

Well, the miniature version looked initially like some freaky-eyed camel because of the ridiculous backdrop of colorful lights (the rabbit;s cheek looks like the nose and its eye looks like ...

Well, my initial reaction is, "This seems like it should be haunting, but it's not." I think if you have something more happen, then it might be better. As it ...

So the guy before me already mentioned the asterisks. If you're going to have a narration, based on what the second character is hearing, you should have quotation marks. The ...

For those of you out there who, like me, are pretty self-deprecatory. You don't accomplish much and, as a result, you don't expect a lot from what you do. You ...

Banned for not banning Bella for wearing a woolen cap in the middle of summer.

Banned for not noticing that your heart is gone despite being an awesome ninja-dragon-dude. Do your job next time.

Banned for having a dead flower in your avatar.

I suppose there's a message there. Like; stop dawdling, dipwad. Or maybe, bring a medical kit, dipwad. Or any number of things, I suppose. You have a great propensity for ...

So I'm not very sure about the realism of this story. I've never been to a regular school, so I probably have much too much faith in my fellow man ...