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Banned for not being online when I wrote this. (qaralynn is still online at this point...)

Let's talk about dangling modifiers. Apparently, Darkheart's heart is as dark as his sword. It is also as deadly as his sword. So much so that, like his sword, it ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Well, for some reason I thought of pulchritudinous, which is ridiculous because I never use it. Oy: It's usually an exclamation of annoyance or shock, but I just use it ...

So the premise of your story isn't bad; deception, violence and evil people is always interesting to read about; but your execution is a tad unnatural. It moves at such ...

I recently discovered a latent hatred for my characters, which is why chapter one was first person from Dem's perspective, chapter two was limited omniscient from Zar's perspective and it ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Well, it's sort like the princess-locked-in-a-tower thing, but not quite. My main idea for this was from an article they (I don't recall who) did on Best Men and the ...

I had been in love for a grand total of three days when I got married. It wasn't what you might call love at first sight, perhaps, as when I ...

Sky dive, it sounds less dangerous. Would ya rather have the head of a dinosaur or live your entire life with your eyes closed? (you can see just fine, you ...

Griphook, goblins are cooler than elves any day. Would you rather have a ramrod shoved up your spine or have your spine broken so your only recourse is dinging a ...

Well, books take longer, but there are few books that I don't like as much as or more than the movie. Would you rather let a gopher wreck your house ...

I think I'd like the flower, I'd rather be blindish than not be able to breathe... Would you rather have your eyes surgically removed and replaced with two predatory eyes ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe