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Banned because it is now 9:54 PM here

Banned because it's not even a regular book (otherwise I might actually shell out $.99 to buy it ask the library to stock it).

Well, this is awkward. You're banned. Because, um...you've made it awkward. So...uh...yeah. I'm banning you.

Banned because I'm going to be awkward later.

Banned because there's a creepy person in the show I'm watching.

Granted, but as he's talking he's shot multiple times and dies. I wish hulu wasn't retarded.

Banned for helium.

Banned for having the most boring ban ever.

Banned for not finding out.

Banned because risk of electrocution should ignite your spirit of adventure instead of depriving you of swimming.

I think there needs to be a bit more fleshing out. you don't have a lot of feeling in this piece, and it's all told in a sort of flat, ...

Banned because my inner reading voice is stuck on "bored and frustrated girl" and it's driving me nuts!

Banned for releasing a sad, antisocial bog monster from the miry depths.

Banned for not being a nerd.

Banned because my dad is screaming at the ceiling.