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  • Twilight : The real story

    This, as the title implies, is a Twilight spoof. I know many people will disapprove, but I assure you that I too am a big fan of twilight. I just ...

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  • L'angelo De Parma: Vampyre

    One When you wake up in the middle of the night, gasping from a nightmare, it was me you were dreaming about. I doubt you have ever heard the name ...

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I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction.
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