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I learned about human nature in taste-looking land. You can learn too. Let's do it. (())(())(()(())(()) It's not classy to begin everything with words. When people just start talking to ...

Gotta keep it going. ()()()()()()()()()()() As is commonly accepted among figures of little importance, really weird things that end with you waking up on the floor, are probably dreams. Now, ...

Yeah, okay? Earlier than I thought. ()()()()()()()()() As I contemplated turning around to see this ‘female god’, I tried to remember if God was very hot. I remembered Jesus being ...

It's gory up there. ()()()()()()()()()()() It knew it was hopeless to try and explain to Doncaster why I had just asked her out with a pile of shit, but, just ...