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:) Well, I had already written these chapters back in August (I've got one more waiting for upload to this site). Julia Child... the famous TV host who taught Americans ...

Ah, OK. Thanks for the clarification.

Yay! You set me a standard that I must uphold in succeeding chapters... my chapters must have a flow, a rhythm and dynamism. I'm glad you're enjoying it. I must ...

Thanks for the typo spotting and adjective suggestion. I feel really encouraged by your words about the characters. When I was younger and writing fanfic, I would often just like ...

Thanks for the review! Yes, I wanted to play Batman humorously. While he's an admirable figure, he's also really easy to make fun of :) I also think a more ...

I'm really happy you enjoyed the flow and rhythm so much! I spent quite a bit of time on that, working to improve it. I always feel great when I ...

I'm glad you liked it. I recommend checking out "The Mask" again. It's really fun :) I love the swing and latin dance element to it. It's pretty canonical that ...

I'm glad you liked it! She rolls her eyes in exasperation. It's not that she thinks ill of him... his gestures and over-acting just make her tired. As for the ...

It's a crossover of "Batman" and "The Mask" (the Jim Carrey movie from 1994). Actually, that methane emissions joke is a reference to the film :) No, Milo doesn't have ...

You don't have to follow my advice; I'm no taskmaster or rule-enforcer. Expression is the most important thing, and I'm just telling you how many readers will interpret your expression. ...

Whatever. In the context of water, most people are going to read "foam" and think the type of foam that floats on the surface of salt water.

Well, I suppose so. Does one normally find foam board in an aquarium?

I'm glad you liked the descripton. Yes, Tina does think her date is a show-off. Very perceptive of you. Actually, I think my sentence works because of my use of ...

Hey, thanks! Out of curiousity, what were those three words? I'm not sure I see why "and" is unnecessary... to me, it appears that it IS necessary. Without it, I ...

I'm surprised I actually got this. I don't consider myself a computer geek. Nice poem structure. This is really funny and memorable. I wouldn't be surprise to hear people quoting ...