shadowskullz

use magic to construct an infinitley heavy pen

do I want to?

why would anyone want to?

you receive a big powerful unbreaking heart and powers to kill (or seriously mame) the person who broke that last one *inserts lonelyness*

music man of skullyville

you receive a endless unbreakable ipod that plays *its so fluffy im gonna die* *inserts a pig*

you receive a button that warps you in and out of the hunger games *inserts a school grade laptop*

you receive a flying pig *inserts a blue bird*

you recive a new stick of bubblegum, a desktop computer, a box of crispy creme donuts and a hawk *inserts one billion dollars and some gold*

something random

you recive a pile of cheese i insert this school laptop

i ate your head

scream "shark" at the top of your lungs (surprisingly it actually works)

i know i can find redditors on reddit but i want to find them elsewhere too

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