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Yay! I won!

Awww, what a cute duckie! I have one just like it. Except mine's blue... I have mutant duckie :(

After getting such rave reviews for my tie, I threw in another picture of me with a better view of the amazing-tie. That's my family on my left. What do ...

...Well, that's not quite as exciting as mayonnaise... but I guess it'll do.

Saint... pictures from the bathroom? Far out...

8,000 points... Holy crap, that's a lot. Hooray for Cowgirl!

Here's my absolute favorite picture of me and my brother. We did this totally offhand. I mean, we told the photographer, "Hey, take a picture of us when we jump ...

No, I'm afraid that doesn't count. To fully understand mayonnaise, you must be able to comprehend why people would ingest it. This does not mean you must be willing to ...

I think that understanding the relationship between Pat Buchanan and YWS is like understanding mayonnaise. Some people just don't get it. Fortunately, I am very well acquainted with mayonnaise and ...

Yeah, it's totally out of a fantasy novel. The young elf-warrior stands before the flaming dragon, indifferent to the flames boiling around her. Good photography.

I'm sorry, but this is undoubtedly, the best plan.

How come there aren't already gun laws in America? You;d think that after Columbine it would be the obvious thing to do. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. If ...

10/10. Goes nicely with your name. Poetic and inspiring.

Rambo Red ...I just knew there was a color I'd like.

10/10 Look! Up in the sky! It's a gallbladder! It's Ted Kennedy! No, it's *fanfare* Captain Spleen! Spleens FTW!