scotty.knows

Wow, that was really good. Even though I tend to be a bit of a pugilist, I have to agree: War is awful, even for good causes- for the freeing ...

Hey, I'd go to the Chatroom-ball if you did have one so long as I wasn't being abducted by aliens. I think you should call it the "YWS Christmahanakwanzaa Ball". ...

Yes, religion is one of the most controversial topics around. It can grab anyone off the street and make them pay attention, but you didn't quite do Satanism the justice ...

Well, I'm a genius *pats self on back* and so are a lot of my family members, so I can tell you a little about the elusive "genius". The first ...

Hey, yeah, this was okay. I really felt for Anne, don't we all? It was paced about right and the grammar and punctuation were pretty good for the most part. ...

HAH! Snoink, that's hysterical. This is the random bit of text I have inserted into the middle of my story to make it over 100,000 words. What will happen? Will ...

Yay you guys! Alrigh'. My first Nano was a lot of fun. Of course, there were about a million other things I could have been doing, but hey, you can't ...

So this is the last part. Tell me what you think. Is this worth sending off to a publisher? The total length is about 100,000 words. Part Two of Chapter ...

So this is part two. Tell me what you think. Part One of Chapter One The Prologue (you don't really need to read it and it's really long... so... XD ...

*Walks up to the podium and takes a bow* "Attention ladies and gentlemen, the results in for Scotty's Novel, ahem." 100,058! That's right, OVER TWICE WHAT THEY WANTED!!!! 100,058! YEE-HAW! ...

Removed for lack of knowledge of the author.

Okay, so this is the first third of my epic novel I spent two years writing. You don't really need to read the prologue, but it's here if you do. ...

So there was this conversation me and my brother had when we were trying to freak out these people that we know. We borrowed content liberally from other funny people ...

Leo's forever! Positive Traits: *likes to brag* Strong, impetuous, perceptive, intelligent, creative, ironic, fearless Negative Traits: ironic, fearless, brash, foolhardy, clumsy, low self-control, ho

Banned for having an unlucky number in your name.