sarebear

My best ideas come in the shower. I need a waterproof computer...

sarebear (again)

You get a seems as if this machine is running backwards. -inserts bomb-

You receive a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater. -inserts pickle-

Gets a mangled mess of bloody remains. What did you expect? -inserts tongue-

Receives mangled postage stamp with a note "please bury this postage stamp far far away" -inserts bag of doritos because it was only half full to start with-

You get a mangled TV remote control. Unfortunately, it no longer works. But you might be able to use it to turn off your little sister. -inserts head to look ...

You get a cream soda. -inserts coin-

sarebear BOOYAAA

Been there done that. I bought it on my trusty-dusty kindle (which makes the illustrations a bit disappointing) but oh well.