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  • The Red Herrin'-Chapter 1

    Hey everyone. This is my first attempt at a novel, so please be brutal. Thanks***************************************************************************************************Tuesdays'. It always ra

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  • I think I love an assassin

    Everyone will fall in love. Fact. Love is unconditional. Fact. You will find love in the most unlikely places. Fact. These three facts used to get me through the day. ...

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  • The Knives

    They say you shouldn't cry over spilt milk, but why do they cry over spilt poison.I crept along the dark corridor towards the targets room. He was due to take ...

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  • Knowing Lilly Devwa - chapter one

    My phone jumped to life on my bedside table. It echoed loudly throughout my small New York apartment. I reached across and flicked on the brown faux lamp illumanting the ...

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  • Knowing Lilly Devwa- chapter two

    The cab driver held an outstretched grubby hand. I slapped down with a twenty as I threw open the door. "keep the change," I yelled. "Thanks," He yelled pulling away.I ...

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  • Robinson's gold

    My styurps clicked against the hard wood floor of the bar. The slated doors swung aimlessly in their frame. The piano was playing lightly in the backround. The smell of ...

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  • Zombieism (prologue to My Jealous Zombie ex-girlfriend)

    Hello, my name is Adam Wallis. I am proffesor of Zombie studies at the university of Liverpool, England. I have written a definitive guide on how it works, and what ...

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  • My jealous zombie ex-girlfriend - chapter one

    "You're what!" I turned my head from left to right, the entire room had fallen dead and prying eyes were set on us."I - I" I gulped heavily, I could ...

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  • My jealous zombie ex-girlfriend - chapter two

    "Rochelle." I woke wearily, saying the first name that came into my head, "what happened.""Who?" Genuine confusion seeped within her voice. A silence screamed throughout the rook, seeping into all ...

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  • Gypsy

    The sun shone down upon the country road, captivating dust in it's beautiful rays. The horse moved slowly up the gentle incline, pulling the carvan behind it. It's head was ...

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