railroadoctopus

My AP US History book is actually very funny. I'm not lying. American Pageant. It's hilarious. But a lot of the jokes are impossible to catch unless you read the ...

Granted, but now you're in love with a real jerk, which isn't much better. I wish I could see my best friends more often.

Granted, but all the stuff you ordered turns out to be for the wrong fandom. I wish I was taller.

I don't bite that hard either. So that's good.

Unfortunately, now both the horse and Pikachu are dead.

I like to write short stories. And I like realistic fiction and fantasy and weird horror stuff. And I really like music. I play clarinet. And. Uh. Hi. *waves*