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Hayleyhank

Hayleyhank

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by Hayleyhank

  • Short Story
  • Narrative · Satire
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  • 1 Work
  • 561 Words
  • 3 min Reading time
  • 5 Reviews
  • Aug 6, 2013 Started
  • Aug 6, 2013 Last updated

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  1. 1 Different Aug 6 3 min readNarrative · Satire6 comments


'Tis the season to shovel enormous amounts of watermelon into your mouth while hunched over the cutting board like a dehydrated vampire that hasn't fed on blood in four hundred years and the only viable substitute is this questionable Christmas-colored fruit.
— Ari11