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parachutes

About The Fabulous, Awe Inspiring, parachutes

Greetings and salutations! I’m parachutes, and I’m brand new! I can’t wait to start reading, reviewing, and writing on this cool site! I’m an argumentative/defensive writer, and i specialize in essays, screenplays, and humour.
Interests
Reading (duh), writing (duh), playing piano, sewing, and roller derby.
Occupation
Full time high school student and volunteering extraordinaire.


May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death.
— An Unknown Bride, Leap Year