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  • Stooge

    I can't control my words.When I open my mouth, they all rush out wild and reckless.When I try to keep my mouth shut, they squeeze out of the cornersAnd scream ...

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  • What Happened?

    I look around this room, andI see myselfTacked to the walls andSpewed on the floorWith my remains draped overPlastic hangers givenOne chance at life.Suddenly,I realize whyI couldn't find myself before

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  • Almost Lost

    Spoiler! : the generator gave me: a cop in fairyland eating pistachios I was standing on the corner of Duchess Lane and Pilgrim Avenue munching on a pistachio nut when ...

    5 min read


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