Once upon a time:
There was a little girl who had no talents. The Tooth Fairy saw the little girl's lack of talents, and decided to ask her friend, the Talent Fairy, to help her out. The Talent Fairy came to the girl by night, and sprinkled a strange mixture of fairy dusts on the sleeping child. Then- POOF! The next morning, the girl woke up with the insatiable desire to write all the time, forever and ever. And that, my friends, is how I got bronchitis.
There was a little girl who had no talents. The Tooth Fairy saw the little girl's lack of talents, and decided to ask her friend, the Talent Fairy, to help her out. The Talent Fairy came to the girl by night, and sprinkled a strange mixture of fairy dusts on the sleeping child. Then- POOF! The next morning, the girl woke up with the insatiable desire to write all the time, forever and ever. And that, my friends, is how I got bronchitis.