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  • Randomosity Archive Re: Corrupt a Wish [3]

    Granted. Ynhet-fstcric.G Translated: You now have twenty-five seconds to reinvent calculus. Go! I wish that more people would comment on my internet posts.

    Oct 3, 2012
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Corrupt a Wish [3]

    Granted. You now have cancer, AIDS, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, disentry, and really bad indigestion. I wish I had a partridge in a pear tree!

    Oct 3, 2012
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Corrupt a Wish [3]

    Granted. You lose all desire and die. I wish EVERYTHING.

    Oct 3, 2012
  • Archive Re: Bolivar (Sci-Fi storybook; accepting)

    Name: Cabinet Kligitikk Gender: Male Species: Bandry Age: 42 Bolivar Position: Engineer Rank: Lieutenant Appearance: Has a condition which makes his antennae shorter and stiffer than normal (less like

    Oct 3, 2012


If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
— Woodrow Wilson