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As Janus swam up with the man, Patton's eyes sparkled. "He's alive! And handsome too, ooh!!!"

(whatever works lol)

(I'd say me but like I was thinking Intruality if y'all want some more fluff-)

(y'all get to pick if anyone survived)

(plot twist Remus ended up almost dying but he was buoyant enough to float and didn't get caught under anything) "Then again I didn't look too hard."

Patton noticed this. "O-Oh... You didn't know... right... You got into a boat accident and I saved you from drowning... Everyone else on the ship was dead by the time ...

"I found him at the bottom of a shipwreck. Everyone else was either buried under debris or dead, Janus. He has no one to tell. And besides, the longer he ...

(Patton would probably be like "it's not cannibalism, im not rice, the rice doesn't have feelings" and just thinks everything is differently colored rice because you really can't taste anything ...

"O-Oh my starfish- A-Are you okay?! Janus, keep him stable on the other side-" (Ok you know this story, but have you considered: No one: Patton and Janus, eating sushi: ...

"That sounds like a nice name! Uh... Here, one second..." He pulled a wet hand out of the water and chuckled as he flicked off a bit of seaweed. He ...

"Hi! My name's Patton, what's yours?"

"Maybe he's different!" He thinks for a moment. "Fine then. I'll do it." Patton swam closer to the sailor. "Hello!"

Patton smiled, and he nudged his friend. "Why don't you go talk to him?"

"Cute...?" Patton tilted his head. "Well yeah, kinda, but he doesn't look gay... I'll support you no matter what happens, you know that, but maybe you should get to know ...

"Come on, come on!!! Before he wakes up!!!" Patton takes Janus' arm and swims with him up to Roman on the rock. "Isn't it crazy? A human! With legs!!!"