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He jolted awake at the sudden noise, summoning his mace on instinct. When The Duke turned to see Roman, he sighed in relief and put it away. "Good morning to ...

Remus closed the door and slept on the floor next to Roman.

"Hmph... fiiiiine, we can do it in the morning..."

"No, a side! A cousin for Dee! C'mon, it's an inside joke! We gotta do it before I forget!"

"You wanna make someone with me?"

"This just keeps getting better and better!!!" He snickered. Deceit eventually went to sleep, and The Duke went to Roman. "Open up, buttercup!"

The Duke burst out laughing. "Oh my god yes!!!"

"Hm... So... ugly, less sophisticated, and honest all the time? Pff, I'm not your cousin!" The Duke thought for a moment. "Maybe he would be really sweet and nice on ...

====== "Trust me Dee, you don't want a brother. Seriously."

[and maybe somewhere in there we can incorporate how Honesty and Janus is/are able to lie with gloves on but not without...?]

[So basically Janus and Remus were messing around and somehow animal traits and brothers got brought up, so Janus as a joke was like "i bet my brother would be ...

([I had an idea for Honesty's backstory if you want to do that])

Try not to keep so much from him in the future, ok? That's the snake's job.

Sensitive, yes, but he shouldn't be oblivious.

Why didn't you tell him? Heck, even Virgil knows! least I think he knows.