meloncalling

He smiled. "Your name is quite beautiful, it means golden in French. ...Ah... May I please inquire about your child? What are they like?"

"I thought of that, don't worry. Open your presents and then I have another surprise for you." Meanwhile... James walked into the next room, greeted by a woman sitting in ...

"Doesn't have- Oh dear, my son's soulmate is poor-" He thought for a moment. "I'll be right back." He left and came back with a thick envelope filled with money. ...

"Is there anything less? Where do you live?"

one word? a primadonna."

"Hm? Oh, you must be my son's soulmate! Pleased to meet you, I am Victor." He held out his hand for the young man to shake.

(yeah)

James, on the other hand, woke up in the slums, sleeping on a "very comfortable" mattress on the ground. He was 16 now, and wouldn't get to have a proper ...

(sure! still sides or human au? also who's starting?)

(sure that works, and whatever you want)

(ok um... what about a body swap soulmate thing?)

(Didn't we already try that with Cruther and it went horribly? Or an I just imagining things? /nm)

(if you want but I have no ideas)

(I have no ideas for anything.)

(We're alright now)