meloncalling

look I just want a handsome snake to kiss me and a dashing prince to sweep me off my feet like it's some gay fairytale, is that so much to ...

if there is some alternate universe out there where one or both of them are around my age I'm still holding out a bit of hope. ...Yah ok keep dreaming ...

M'kay I know that but most of the fanders don't want to face the facts that they can't date the sides. Or the figments.

oop, eye reveal XD ...oh hey they are heterochromatic! Mhm. Anyways, like... you do realize all of that, riiiight? ...yeahhh...

Erin lowers his sunglasses. You know they're both married and way older than you, right?

She/they today, thanks for asking. Cam softly speaks. ...Roman and Janus...

Erin looks over to the two and speaks quietly so the others won't hear. She was already sitting close to the two. Oooh, someone's got a crush~ c'mon girl, spill, ...

Cam's entire face goes red from blushing.

....holy :!: . Aww, I'm happy he was actually being nice for once! Cam is quietly squealing at Janus' smile. It's so cute!!! He takes out his phone and looks ...

....You're lying, I know it.

The card was actually heartfelt. No tricks or threats. Just a nice card. ...But there was no gift. It doesn't really matter though, it's the thought that counts.

...Who invited him?! Cam laughed nervously. Oh Cam, don't tell us it was you... It wasn't, I'm just trying to break the silence a bit and I'm kind of panicking ...

Another knock was heard, and Patton turned to look. No one moved, and the room was silent. Cautiously, Patton went to open the door, just as another, louder knock was ...

Keep looking, there's more in th- woah... Remus' eyes glittered as he saw that there was something more in Jealousy's envelope. It was a gold necklace with a snake charm ...

Remus gave the envelopes to Janus. Here you go baby.