melkor

I don't kill prety things, so naturally, 98.95% of YWS is safe! But I'll be watching.. *glares*

Well, thats probably because I laced the stickers with a mild sedative. You're are getting sleepy. You are in my power.... Goodnight.......

Well. I'm that guy Melkor. You know the one no-one really likes, who enjoys lurking and generally shifting from existance to utter turmoil and metaphysical surfing? Uh..well I'm NOT that ...

Wow. I think you deserve my sticker, which says "I SUPPORT THE MADNESS FUND. Melkor ~ Supporting madness since he thought of it " Isn't it rather strange when people ...

I will add, that you should not listen to a single word demeter has said. She can't even treat her guests properly. -shakes head sadly-

First of all, your grammar seems fine. Mine is terrible. The trick is to get a really great friend (online or off) to edit/ go through your work. Or several ...

Oh dear... Guess I've been neglecting my duties huh? No fear... I'll start now... Welcome.. have fun... be nice... Unless you want to to join my new club, N.A.S.T.I Negative ...

I am very sorry for not being here since....forever.. I have neglected my duties as a greeter and as a young writer. Feel free to ostriacise/beat the living daylights out ...

Awwww. Do you have to be broken? Welcome to YWS! So an important question! What colour are your socks?

Okay then, but be wary it's a draft.

Welcome! -pokes- Give me something to read or it's the dungeons for you!

I don't have much of it done. I will give you a bit of it in advance if you like. :D

NO! NO MORE SIMON COWELL PLEASE! -drags SCL to the tortur chamber- -unfortunately she doesn't mind the torture because she gets to see Simon Cowell- DRAT!

Lol. xD Well I wonder how people communicate in the in which no-one talks. How do they "talk"? well thats the hilarious bit, generally they write it down, or use ...

It should be funny at least. yet terribly random. It includes, so far: a debating panther, a writers conveinence, the snake that was to blame for sin, two chess armies, ...