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melkor

  • Randomosity Re: Adopt me!

    I'm ever so sorry... But on account of My mother being a self-centered promiscious beatch of a butterfly vampire, and my father being a half-assed sick minded blue moron from ...

    Nov 6, 2009
  • Welcome Mat Re: Yeah?WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!

    I don't kill prety things, so naturally, 98.95% of YWS is safe! But I'll be watching.. *glares*

    Nov 6, 2009
  • Lounge, The Re: Half-Blood Prince

    A decent movie in itself, but if you considered it as part of the whole harry potter fad, it made me want to jump off a high bridge adorned below ...

    Nov 6, 2009
  • Writing Activities Re: A study of writing, or more accurately, writers.

    Well. Hello and good day to you..or, if the sleeping patterns of writers are to be brought into this greeting, hello and goodnight/very early morning tomorrow to you. The basic ...

    Jul 8, 2009
  • Welcome Mat Re: Hello everyone. Does the word sex get your attention?

    Well, thats probably because I laced the stickers with a mild sedative. You're are getting sleepy. You are in my power.... Goodnight.......

    Jun 29, 2009
  • Welcome Mat Re: Yeah?WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!

    Well. I'm that guy Melkor. You know the one no-one really likes, who enjoys lurking and generally shifting from existance to utter turmoil and metaphysical surfing? Uh..well I'm NOT that ...

    Jun 29, 2009
  • Lounge, The Re: Post Your Pic Here [6]

    Demeters interest in this thread bot disturbs and amuses me. Maybe enough so to lure me into a false sense of security and post a picture? Naw!

    Jun 29, 2009
  • Welcome Mat Re: Hello everyone. Does the word sex get your attention?

    Wow. I think you deserve my sticker, which says "I SUPPORT THE MADNESS FUND. Melkor ~ Supporting madness since he thought of it " Isn't it rather strange when people ...

    Jun 29, 2009
  • Lounge, The Re: Lateral thinking, anyone? ;D

    Thats it? Because it's more harmful as a gas? I thoguht that wa skinda obvious... doesn't that mean the answer is 'because you'd need a protective mask?' like I said?

    Jan 20, 2009
  • Lounge, The Re: Lateral thinking, anyone? ;D

    Er...because if it went 'up' it would touch your face? I could guess at this forever... I know it's posionous, so clearly the solution is something in relation to the ...

    Jan 19, 2009
  • WRFF Archive Re: ~Melkor's delivery service~

    Right.....So.... much as I hate your avatar, i have finsihed your review... Lord anzius, your review has been completed...sorry i'm late.... Kaylyn.. It is done..and it made my day too!!!! ...

    Jan 15, 2009
  • Fantasy Novels Re: Until death do us part

    Hahahahaaaaa!!!!At last, bloodshed and pretty description! -Pardon me, but the last five reviews or so i've done just now were about as painful as stabbing your own eyes with a ...

    Jan 15, 2009
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Ashurbanipal

    Righto...Let's keep this short... I'll make five points.. JUST FIVE!! (a nd please note, I'm not one for grammar suggestions, being terrible at it myself:P) While you, can read, and ...

    Jan 15, 2009
  • Dramatic Poetry Re: Blue, Purple and Red

    Hmmmmm....... -thinks for a long time about this 'un- Well... Let me be honest.. As poetry, I don't like it. Thats not very elaborate is it? But at least I ...

    Jan 15, 2009
  • Lounge, The Re: There are no men on Young Writers Society!

    Oh come now.... we all know that whether you like it or not, there is a girly way of writing, and a manly way of writing. I did not say ...

    Jan 15, 2009


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