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Thank you for your input. Now, after reading it about twenty times, I fully agree with you both. The idea Kitty gave was highly amusing, and I wished I had ...

This is my contest entry for 's monthly challenge. The challenge this month (November) was to write a wacky excuse letter to your boss, partner, teacher or some other person. ...

Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river ...

who picked his

It is simply the color of absent light. Is the grass greener on the other side?

Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river ...

Indeed I did! It tastes so much better that way, don't you think? What color is the sky at night?

bowled until they

ha i like the way youre alll oh no im gonna die and then hey buddy whats up good job i still think you could go into a little more ...

It's heavy, it's cold, and it's uncomfortable. I feel guilty holding it, and I feel like a murderer. I'm holding a gun, and I just got out of school. Breathing ...

and cherry pie.

I deem that the prospect of me being elected president is quite unlikely since the country in which I live is a monarchy. Are YOU Americas next top model?

Okay... If I were you, I would probably had written this in third person, getting rid of all the 'I's', to start with. The story is very cramped, and you ...

This was an unusual piece, I must say. Although, that does not mean that I did not like it. It was quite good, albeit a bit confusing. The story left ...

It depends on the definition of 'tons of money' Are you alive?