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Mageheart Welcome back! <3
May 19, 2021
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dear present me: mom said if you get a rat, she won't come anywhere near you within a five-mile-radius.izzywidgeon wrote:dear future me: get the fucking rat, PLZ.izzywidgeon wrote:When i move out, I swear I’m gonna get a rat and name him “Jim Rat-pert” even though that pun sucks, I’ll make up for it by making him the best home over, complete with a mini cardboard cut out of John Krasinski so he’ll always remember his namesake.
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dear future me: get the fucking rat, PLZ.izzywidgeon wrote:When i move out, I swear I’m gonna get a rat and name him “Jim Rat-pert” even though that pun sucks, I’ll make up for it by making him the best home over, complete with a mini cardboard cut out of John Krasinski so he’ll always remember his namesake.
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okay but fr looking back on it what was Steven Universe -
it started out as a cute cartoon about a kid thought icecream could activate his powers, but then became a huge allegory for g***cide-
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No one:
The little voice at the back of my head after getting the grade for my analytical history essay back:
uH oH s t i n k Y
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oh my god i made it relevant againTheScribe wrote:No One:
Professor Dumbledore:
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oh my god no[/quote]
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honestly? me rn- imagine shading your math teacher smhizzywidgeon wrote:no one:
math teachers:
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wow i really posted some gems huh?izzywidgeon wrote:a reimagining of a bee sting:
jerry seinfeld walks up to you dressed in a bee costume and pokes you with a ten-foot long wooden pole before walking away.
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Okay, but for real why does everyone on Peppa Pig call Daddy pig “DADDY Pig”, besides Peppa and gouge? What, is he everyone’s sugar daddy lol?
welcome to my frazzled brain overanalyzing kids cartoons
edit: George's name is now "gouge" bcs i said so
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to be fair, who hasn't tried to choke a robot smhLadyMysterio wrote:Also remember that Captain America has tried to choke a robot.Stringbean wrote:Oh my gosh, so whenever one of you thinks you're an idiot, just remember that I'm the person who woke up early on less than five hours of sleep to watch an assigned movie the first day back from break, then tried to join class a half hour early, only then to realize that there's no class today, we're supposed to watch the movie on our own instead XD
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Euphory XDDDDD
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