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Generators?! This is the first I've heard about them!

Paldriel: I couldn't choose between the two. Keona: I've been enslaved for my whole life! I don't like it at all, but I'm hoping that things will get better in ...

Granted. Said machine doesn't break or malfunction, but it does turn you into a mindless zombie. I wish that they didn't force people to take a math class.

Granted, but Borders now sells canned vegetables instead of books. I wish I had my driver's lisence.

- Kitchen Knife...will come in handy if attacked by wild animals or ninjas or something. - Life raft...how else am I going to find land? - Two day supply of ...

Teacher: Where is your assignment? Student: Well...I finished it, and did a really good job, mind you. But... Teacher: Where IS it?! Student: It got eaten. Teacher: Let me guess: ...

Paldriel: Certainly not! No respectable fairy would shave his head! Although, I might want to consider shaving my head to hide my true identity? Keona: No. I am perfectly happy ...

1. This poem is one long sentence, which isn't cool. 2. It's annoying how every line begins with "you" (except the last one). But other than that, not bad!

Very good! I don't get why you said, "I feel it already" in the first stanza and "I do not feel" in the other two. But other than that, good ...

Granted, but he/she eats all of your lunch and won't stop talking. I wish that I could be at drama rehearsal right now.

Granted, but you have to take your SAT and ACT instead! I wish that I could be watching "One Piece".

:shock: Very creepy...I usually don't read stuff like this. The fact that you got me to read a vampire story at all proves that you're pretty good! There were a ...

Granted. Now your hands are dry, but the rest of your body is sweaty. I wish that I had some good Chinese food.

Fortunately, I had brought an umbrella.

Here's my try: "So yeah this book is about some punk that kills a dragon. The main character's name is Aiden, ok. There's this other dude named Jacob and this ...