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1) is about 7/10, 2) is 8/10, 3) 10/10 (dark n funny, whee!) On average, about 8.3/10?

His fingers dug into her eye sockets like an eager kindergardener into a bowl of pudding. ((Don't ask.))

I'd like to do a male Other.

I second The IT Crowd. I suggest adding a little: Black Books and Father Ted add to a Graham Lineham palate. The first is brilliant, set at a second-hand bookshop, ...

I do not normally wear a tie and jacket. I just took this, with the plan to turn it into a desktop and freak out whoever got my computer at ...

7/10? Is it poetry, because, if so, it's good. Still. A bit... serious. (I'm a sucker for the silly.)

Herbert Lansing is a massive egotist/actor who has just written his memoirs; he believes that the world will fall to his feet and pucker up on reading it. However, on ...

"Bulletproof Cupid": Amy Perall has recently gotten a gun. This is not to protect herself from crime, although there is that; Amy is an advanced form of Cupid, a girl ...

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they ...

Sam Bolton entered the family summer home's attic when he was eight years old with the intention of finding something to while away the hours. Instead, he discovers an album, ...

9/10. I'm a sucker for anything to do with Roald Dahl.

Hey! Tis me, Hero-Regular. So, first off, I enjoyed how it opened; a nice bit of characterization (we can get a little into Jack's skin), a good bit of backstory ...

Hey, NewMe. I'll just give my two cents: I think a good hero is when they aren't completely good, but they aren't evil either. Like, they know when lines need ...

I think that the above is great, but I'd like to suggest an 8th Tip, if it's okay: 8. Put Them In Challenging Situations. Not like rockclimbing, or having to ...

Well, I'm starting up a storybook called 'Cuisine'. It's about... well, click on it. Anyway, this is where those hesitant people who are thinking to themselves, 'Am I sure I ...