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I thank... uh... :elephant: that I go to this school for gifted kids. I mean, at the second school I went to, before this one, everybody was in a clique. ...

Hmm... Charles Darwin = Hitler, Mass Murder, and racism? Wow. I don't really see that; all the theory says is, "Look, guys, we were all descended from apes. We're a ...

I dunno. Its not exactly very original. Whooo, new house. Whooo, creepy old woman with shotgun. Whooo, beasties. Occasionally, your characters talk too... I dunno, not how people talk. “We ...

After all that originality, although I do think I've seen sprite mail a couple of times before, you have to go and make your character a werewolf. Did you not ...

9/10. It sounds like something Herodotus would say. Or Pythagoras. Or some other Ancient Greek philosopher/writer/thing.

Like some of the other reviewers, I was a little disappointed. Nothing happens. Or at least, nothing that really makes me feel anticipation. Yes, its a raffle-lottery-thing. Whoo-hoo. Its an ...

You say 'huh?' I say quantum mechanics.

Good song; gives the impression of something... whats it called, rock times pop equals actually good music? Power pop? Wakarenai. It seemed kind of short though; I mean, unless the ...

You say umbrella I say zombie (You know, like Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation; one week they make brollies, the next they raise the dead.)

Whoah. This reminds me a lot of Jaqueline Wilson's 'Girls Under Pressure'; the thing on anorexia and the constant belief that the MC is an obese monstrosity. Some parts that ...

You say Nachos, I think Messy Joes. 'You have to go to this place; nice atmosphere, good food, got a bit of an edge.' 'Oh yeah? What's it called?' 'Messigeoz' ...

In some ways, I am the scum of the earth. People who don’t know me peer at the shabby clothes, the smell of a butcher’s abandoned shop, and unshaven face ...

7.9/10. It had good moments, but overall... I think it could have been better. Raising Arizona (the Coen Brothers)

You think Lord of the Rings, I think clones. (Raaandom unless you know of Rooster Teeth)

I need advice. Every so often, I write a work, its page number is over 550 pages, and then I sit back, and worry. I get really nervous, extremely timid, ...