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9/10. I'm a disorderless, eating-quirkless person. I know I ought to be vegetarian, but I like meat too much. I feel I shouldn't eat anything, but I like food in ...

Sorry for change of perspective. I just felt like writing from another point of view. So, if anyone dislikes Coda, just so you know, every odd chapter is Lucain, every ...

You say 'cheese' I say 'crazy dreams'

None of the vampires are black, or gay. Yeah, yeah, I guess the Amazons are ethnically different, but show me the African Americans! Show me the gays! Honestly, unless you ...

OK, I found it quite good; but some parts I think need a little brushing up: I dusted off the last tea cup and sighed as I gazed longingly out ...

You say cheese, I say feta.

Its a little short... That's what's struck me most. That and I didn't have a clue what was going on. "Don't ever lose your starlight, Starla" You told me. "You're ...

You say babysitting, I think 'horror!' [Cue Psycho music.]

8.9/10; Ooh, philosophical. *Starts to froth at mouth and twitch* Philosophy. Philosophy. Graagh.

OK, I'm sorry that I split the first chapter into 2. I don't write a lot at once. Sorry. Anyway, if anybody disliked it more than the 1st part, please ...

Whoah. Kind of reminds me of the Demonata series by Darren Shan; kind of. a violent shade of plumb Surely you mean 'plum'? To plumb is to fix the drains, ...

You say lame book, I say children's fairy tales. (The original fairy tales are awesome, though)

I like it; it works quite well as an introduction. Some things, though, annoyed me a leetle. You had to really know where it was or you’d never find it ...

I liked it; it had British characters rather than the Americans everywhere (no offense to any Americans). However, I dunno. Where is Haniel from? She doesn't talk like a modern ...

I... I'm not sure: is it, like, a parody? Of life in general? Wha-? It appears that there is no such thing as the 'comma' in Happydale. I saw numerous ...