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  • Welcome Mat Re: It cannot be stopped

    Well, I don't come to write vampire romance, if that's what you are worried about... JUST KIDDING. I'm gonna write so much vampire romance it'll come out of your flipping ...

    Aug 2, 2009
  • Fanfiction Short Stories Re: Those Jonas Kids

    Just kidding. ~ “Sometimes, Nick, I’m not sure if you’ll ever learn.” The three Jonas kids were sitting in their sort of bland living room, the late afternoon sun reflecting ...

    Aug 1, 2009
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: Deadly Dreams.

    ... Um. Did you accidentally post half of a chapter and not notice? It cuts off. In the middle of a sentence. I'll start with the negative, and then go ...

    Jul 31, 2009
  • Action/Adventure Short Stories Re: Blackmail

    First I'm confused. I don't get how Danny happened to end up where the main character was stealing those photos. And why the guy who hit him on the head ...

    Jul 31, 2009


Sometimes my life just sounds like surrealistic fiction being sold on clearance at the book store.
— J. G. Hammersmith