fatherfig

wipe windows

@phillauthet turned themself into a seamonkey, because it was a lifelong dream of hers to become one; discovering only too late the average lifespan of a seamonkey is one year. ...

hand sanitizer

uhm forests papers or e-books

bold of you to assume i ate the last donut

Lilies in my iridescent nursery, all look invincible, terraced yeilding.

You can not put the entire Bee Movie in the goat generator. — @alliyah

"It tastes like some one squirted toothpaste on it; and no thats not a good thing." ~ my father

XD wait does that mean if you have an equal amount of everything somehow you are factionless

"well in that case i'll wear two masks out then" ~brother

"And I'm like: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to leave my bootprint on your empire ceasar." ~ me explaning something~

long story short, just try to remember which writerfeed it was.

person one: truth or dare? person two: truth. person one: is it true you like decaf? person two: no, that is a terrible lie laid upon lies.

i dare the person who reads this next to give ten different friens of theirs ten unique compliments using the hash #voiceoffriendship

COLD and then SCALDING HOT.